May 24, 2007

do you know???

Pop quiz asshole.
There's movie quotes listed below. Where are they from? Where are they from?

May the Force be with you.

1.I like you Betty.
It's Danny sir.

2.Where's your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!

3.Dr. Rosen
Dr. Rosen Rosen
Dr. Rosen Rosen Rosen

4.Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe?
No, what?
A royal with cheese.

5.what would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man...two chicks at the same time, that's what I'd do.

6.Ty, what did you shoot today?
Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
By height

7.As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

8.Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

9.While we're young!

10. (holding out one hand) Hot copy center girl. (holds out other hand) jam - which would you pick?
Put your hands together, my friend.

11. there's lots of choices out there, there's rocky road and bing cherry vanilla. so you got married. you were, what? like 8. get out there, my friend, grab a spoon.
I'm honestly not sure if I'm hungry or horny.
stay out of my freezer.

12.Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

13.well, let's see. He had on tan trousers, argyle socks..what? NO, HE'S NOT RETARDED

14.Gotta be on your toes, like a midget at a urinal.

15.Do you have a big trunk? I'm gonna put my bike in it.

16.There's a lot about me you don't know, Mr. Smarty-man.

17.You sand baggin son of a bitch.

18.oh honey, there's a runner in my pantyhose. ... I'm not wearing pantyhose.
close your mouth dear

19. I said to Hollywood: Where'd he go? Hollywood said: Where'd whooooo goooo?

20. look, Frank: She's gotten her boobies.

21. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

22. I just performed 648 blow jobs. ... I'm actually quite tired.

23. How's your wife and my kids?

that's all I've got for now...I'll try to think of more later.


willikat said...

intro: speed and star wars (for extra credit).
4. pulp fiction (one of my faves)
5. office space
13. 16 candles
15. 40 year old virgin
20. 16 candles
22. i know this but i CANNOT place it for the life of me. it might even be a movie i own.
there were a few more i recognized but couldn't place out of context. . .

Tim said...

Without cheating:

1. Caddyshack
2. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
3. Fletch
4. Pulp Fiction
5. Office Space
6. Caddyshack
7. Austin Powers
8. Airplane
9. Caddyshack
10. Friends...the movie? :)
15. 40 year old virgin
19. Top Gun
21. Animal House
22. Erin Brokovich
23. Major League

The rest I don't know off the top of my head.