...to join the circus.
you: why the circus?
me: the circus because i wont have to sit at a desk all day working long hours.
you: angie, you don't have any circus-like talents.
me: circus talents? well...i'm a quick study, i'm sure i can pick up tight-rope walking or lion taming relatively easily.
you: do you really want to travel around the country with people who have small hands and smell like cabbage?
me: what do you have against small handed people who smell like cabbage? someday, i might be one of them, except that i have big hands and don't smell like cabbage...shoot.
(long pause) maybe i should just take a vacation instead. want to go to tahiti???