the other day, i got a promotional mailing for stock photography. the pictures displayed had cute little lessons layered on top. i cut out some of the more entertaining ones for my cube wall.
lesson no 51: Safety first. Fashion second. Then fashion again. Safety, safety, safety.
lesson no 54: According to vacation etiquette, it's perfectly fine to say "Wish you were here," even if you're glad they're not.
lesson no 104: If you're going to lock your keys in the car, make sure you park near a bowling alley or ice cream shop so you have something to do while you wait for help.
lesson no 127: In summer, you can lie down pretty much anywhere and no one cares. Try doing that in winter.
lesson no 134: You don't need to leave the vehicle to have an adventure. Submarine captains don't.
lesson no 309: Strappy sandals and a little dress are great, but there's more than one way to be a knockout.